Kleiner Hitler

I read lots of blogs. My favorite? Intrusive celebrity gossip blogs. I am not ashamed.

One in particular is dedicated to the offspring of celebrities. (No names, I am not plugging anyone, so suck me. I will gladly steal their pictures though) From time to time, bloggerette will feature pictures of European Royal spawn on her site.

Why does it feel like Klaus von Evil is staring into my soul? Mark my words, this pasty little demon will be rocking a dictatorship in 2020. I already have bumper stickers made.

I find it totally hilarious that my country has become such a melting pot that reeeeally white kids scare the shit out of me.

Seriously…stop it Klaus. Your eye beams are draining my life force.

**Note: These are totally Dutch Royals and not German. They are just too perfectly Aryan NOT to compare them to Germans.