Evil, Like the Devil

Yes, this is my dog.

“Oh, hai guise. I can has dinner with you?”

The picture is kind of crappy so you don’t really see how cute and cuddly he can be. He is a chihauhau. He isn’t one of those little shaky scared ones either. He totally has ‘little dog syndrome’. It is akin to ‘little man syndrome’, just in dog form. He makes up for his small stature by scaring the shit out of little kids and making them pee their pants. (true story)

Go ahead, call him a ‘naughty dog’. This is what happens…

Yep. He will hurt you…