Only at Wal-Mart

I am not a statistician, but I would bet my ass that America is the fattest country in the world. What is more American than Wal-Mart? Put those two things together, and what do you get?

Knowing its target audience, Wal-Mart has made sure they are accomodating as possible…

Now, I should have had someone sit in the damn thing for scale purposes because from seeing a picture of it, you just don’t get the awestruck feeling I had upon seeing such a thing. Let me just tell you, this is the biggest fucking wheelchair I have ever seen. I am not kidding. This thing was massive!

A little more telling…

Woot! Rest assured 749 pound people, even you can shop at Wal-Mart! I am sure you have to special order shit like this but Wal-Mart has made sure that your 749 pound ass will have a place to sit when you are shopping all American-like. Good luck finding a sucker to push you though!

I heart America!

2 Responses to “Only at Wal-Mart”

  1. eat Mcdonalds all the time and get fat and lazy then vote OBAMA and soon all your rights and freedom of speech will /if not already be taken away to insure the dicctator has the final say in all aspects of power and control Obama has signed his untimely end to politics, with an invite to have a beer with a man who has been mistreated, arrested in his own home . an example of the control of power by law enforcement , its not right and the president should not take this lightly as it happens each day in America cops cross the line from enforcement of the rules ,,,, to making law that suits them at spur of moment tase me please ill die from it i have a bad heart yet they will tase you to death cause they can ,,,, and can get away with playing around with their new toys /tasers government sucks as does health care , the banks ,the houseing markts all things now in controll of the dictator of washington politics

  2. about the beer with an arrested man , raise the taxes on that beer to something more in line with smoking cigaretts and the price of them 8.00 a pack for 60 cents worth of smoking fun ,,, 8.00 bucks a beer would get many drunk drivers off the streets , isnt that the main goal to rid society of things that can hurt /kill you ,,,,, cigaretts , prescription drugs, guns,wild animals that havwe been introduced coyotes , wolves , fishers ,and others the government wont tell ya about till one day you child is torn out of his her ,sleeping bag camping in the back yard that day will soon be here in a big way

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