This is June??

And why has this suddenly become a picture blog?? Wtf?

Why Can’t I Meet Someone Like This?

Someone that embraces my crazy…

Where Do You Live?

I live in Salt Lake, Utah…

**EDIT – It has come to my attention that people do not get this. Forgive me, let me make it more clear…

*ahem* I live in Salt Lake, UTah.

must…laugh…now

Randomness

The weather here lately has been weird. 80 degrees one day and rainy cold the next. Everything is green and full of awesomeness. Personally, autumn is my favorite season with October being the best month hands down. I could be tricked into liking spring though…

I am on to you Del Taco!

See! I told you it was a baby wrapped in a tortilla!

Meh

We’re both looking for something
That we’ve been afraid to find
It’s easier to be broken
It’s easier to hide

Looking at you, holding my breath,
For once in my life, I’m scared to death,
I’m taking a chance, letting you inside.

I’m feeling alive all over again,
As deep as the sky, under my skin
Like being in love, she says
For the first time
Well maybe I’m wrong,
But I’m feeling right where I belong
With you tonight
Like being in love
Can feel for the first time

Hey Del Taco, Quit Paying Your People in Taco Sauce

If you are going to have the balls to put a 25 pound burrito on your menu, have the balls to hand out a few extra packets of your mediocre taco sauce please. Every time I ask for extras, they really make me think that they are either going to get the hose for slipping it to me or it is actually coming out of their paycheck.

Only in America can you get a 30 pound burrito. And yes, it did get bigger since the first paragraph. Have you seen this thing? It is out of control! I realize that since you are a corporation in this country, you have to pander to our fat ass mentality of bigger is better. Make bigger packets of sauce then. I don’t know what to tell you. Just stop making me feel like I am taking food out of the mouths of your employees’ children because I need an extra packet for my 45 pound burrito. (Yes, it grew again. It could possibly be a baby wrapped in a tortilla. I am not sure any more)

P.S. – No matter how much you cock block my sauce, you will never be Taco Bell. They even offer smarmy situational humor. gg Del Taco.

Cliché

What is worse than being in a bad relationship for over 15 years? Being a damaged cliché once you are free. I just cant stand a cliché and being a damaged one, well, wow, that just trumps them all. I know that it is really hard to transition from one relationship to another and not take some of the good and bad with you. Abuse, mistrust, anger, frustration..it all follows you. Seriously, wtf??!!? I abuse people to feel better, I do not trust any one, and I find myself angry and frustrated with the smallest situations. The funny thing is that when you are in this state of damage, the only type of person you attract is an abuser. So anyone that is attracted to me, I am immediately suspicious of. Hello endless cycle of bullshit!

I don’t want to be a cliché. I don’t want to do what everyone else does when they leave a bad relationship and carry all that bullshit with them to the next one. I am not there yet. I am a cliché. Cry Baby Jesus, cry.

Power of Pink

Usually I don’t like frou frou drinks like this but I couldn’t resist it’s perfect pinkness. I really truly believe that it tasted better because it was pink…

Good Day

So you don’t want to hear about my good song?
And you don’t want to hear about how I am getting on
With all the things that I can get done
The sun is in the sky & I am by my lonesome
So you don’t want to hear about my good day?
You have better things to do than to hear me say
God its been a lovely day! Everything’s been going my way
I took out the trash today and I’m on fire…

So you don’t want to hear about my good friends?
You don’t have the guts to take the truth or consequence
Success is in the eye of the beholder
And its looking even better over your cold shoulder

I’m not suggesting you get to line me up for questioning
But Jesus think about the bridges you are burning
And I’m betting
That even though you knew it from the start
You’d rather be a bitch than be an ordinary broken heart

So go ahead and talk about your bad day…
I want all the details of the pain and misery
That you are inflicting on the others
I consider them my sisters and I want their numbers

God its been a lovely day! everything’s been going my way
I took up croquet today and I’m on fire

I picked up the pieces of my broken ego
I have finally made my peace as far as you and me go
But I’d love to have you up to see the place
& I’d like to do more than survive I’d like to rub it in your face…..

Hey! Its been a lovely day! Everything’s been going my way
I had so much fun today and I’m on fire
God it’s been a lovely day everything’s been going my way
Ever since you went away hey I’m on fire…..
I’m on fire…
I’m on fire…
So you don’t want to hear about my good day?